我在这里收集了几个很有意思的内容跟大家分享，有空的朋友请翻译一下吧：

  Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
 
  Today, my boyfriend asked if he could borrow my lipstick at a nightclub. I thought he meant a kiss. He really wanted my lipstick. I watched him apply it and then go to the Gay Club across the road. FML
 
  Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML